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If heartbreak was money
i'd have a stack of it
but if love was money
i'd have a lack of it
you would see me
runnin' around in back
of it liked disease, wishin' I was
catchin' it grabin' the
latch of it only to
end up with half of it
snatchin' it
kick, punchin', and slapin' it
pourin' gasoline into
the seams then setting
a match to it with
an orange lighter
"I'm a sworn fighter."
Description inaccurate
If heartbreak was
dope i'd have a mass
of it and if heartbreak
was Kool-aid i'd have
a mile high glass of it
but if love was a scary
movie i'd barely be
the mask of it
and if love was a talent
i'd be the lack of it
and if love was church
i'd be in that bitch
screamin' this shit is
blasphemous River
and if love was my last
2 dollars i'd take the
last of it and start
passin' it around in
collection plates
blastin' it out of
speakers on demo
tapes hazardous
committin' suicide
and rising from my
earth like Jesus
of Nazareth livin'
forever like Lazarus
"I lie never"
Description Inaccurate
If heartbreak was
rape i'd have an ass
of it but if love was
rap i'd have jazz in it
smashin' it like Jimmy
Hendrix guitars
if it were a pool i'd
have grass in it
If it were grand
like the Titanic
i'd be the  crash of it
If it was a class in
school I would'nt
be passin' it
If it were Titans i'd be
the clash of it
If it was some shoes
like Jordans i'd be
Value City and Payless
Everlastin' it
and if it were a fool
i'd be askin' it how
it got to be so
smart
"I will always hold you
in my heart"
Description Inaccurate
If heartbreak was a
tool I could build a
million lamps with it
but if love was a
millionaire game show
I would be answerless
passin' my $200 question
to my 50-50 lifeline
so the audience could
answer it
If it was Dejavu i'd be
exotic dancerless
and if it were a fatal
disease I would barely
be cancerous
and if it were truly
believed i'd be chancin'
it glancin' it dread in
the eye lancin it with
lies and advancin it
to an early grave
rantin' it to early slaves
tryin' to escape
and if I yelled rape
you would'nt believe me
"you will never leave me"
Description inaccurate
If love was the
renaissance poetry i'd
be there for the jazz of it
If love was a high speed
car chase i'd see OJ
passin' it
If heartbreak was
acid i'd burn my hands
in it
If love was christmas
i'd be santaless
If love was Cedar
Point i'd be Millennium
Force and Mantisless
If love was my strength
i'd be a pacifist
If heartbreak was a
anti-political decision i'd be an
activist
If love was my
motivation i'd be a
pessimist
If love was pleasure
i'd be a masaquist
If love was my sanity
i'd be a modern day
expressionist
So if I was ever in love
the results would be
disastrous
Like a lost warrior samurai
I am masterless
If love was my bright future
i'd be the past of it
If love was a Kodak
moment i'd be the over-
exposed flash of it
If love was
good news i'd
be the
bad of it
If heartbreak
was a journey to Mars
i'd be the gas of it
and if heartbreak was
Apocalyptic Nuclear
Annihilation i'd be the
supersonic blast
of it
and if love was this
poem
I said if love was
this poem
if love was this poem
the first time I said
that shit
    wrote
        spoke
        and read that shit
would have not only
been the first
of it but would have also
been the last of it
Immaculate Description G is accurate.

Tigga

Millennium Force and Mantis are the two biggest, fastest roller coasters in Cedar Point Amusement Park.

from November, 2000 edition