Excerpts from "Dog Daze: Haiku Channeled from Two Mixed-Breeds" and "Red, White, & Blue Dog Haiku"

It is Halloween.
Small Children ring our doorbell.
May I eat just one?
     -Zac

To all terrorists
Hiding in Afghanistan
I cock my hind leg.
     -Zac

I've stopped humping legs,
But I can't contain myself
When your mother comes.
     -Zac

I am not afraid
of you or anything but
The vacuum cleaner.
     -E D

Accidental poop
Left by your bedside with love.
Why do you step there?
     -E D

What were you thinking
When you gave America
Another just cause?
    - E D

from January, 2002 issue

The authors of these Haiku are two mixed breed American dogs named Zac & E D.  Unfortunately, they can't write, so they channel their Haiku through their owner, Steve Marsh.